and Vassal 1 replied,"

Oh, come on! Play fair!

A Note From Her Ladyship

Dear Vassal 1,

I would HATE to have to publish embarrasing photos of you on Ye Vincent Vassalage.

HATE it.

Vassal 1 would just like to say that Vassals 2 &3 are NO FUN AT ALL!!

Disclaimer

Ok, vassals 2 & 3 looked up what exactly a vassal is and we would like to say that the rebellion was all vassal 1's idea and that we hereby disown any alleigance to vassal 1's idea and that all demands have been withdrawn and all acts of rebellion(especially the tattoo and the hair dying) are hereby offered as punishment to vassal 1 for her rebellious idealism and acts of temptation to vassals 2 & 3

We hereby pledge our undying(maybe) devotion to the Lord and Lady Vincent at least until we turn 18

It's "Peoples of Vass"

LIBERTY!!!! JUSTICE!!!!! WE SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!
The vassals shall never surrender to the wicked tyranies of the oppressors!!!
In revolt Vassal 1 will pierce her nose, vassal two will get a tattoo of the words "Freedom or Bust" on his bicep, and vassal 3 will dye her hair pink and date before she's 16.

We hope you know this means war.

Decree from Lord Darin von Vincent

Let it be decreed from this time forth:

The uprising of the vassals has been quelled!!

Beginning from this moment all vassals must obey the following laws and rules or be duly punished and the establishment of further laws will be implemented

1: All vassals must be in bed by 6:30 pm
2: A tax of $1.50 per day will be levied to all vassals
3: Rent will be collected for use of items not personally owend by vassals (This includes beds, toilet, shower, TV, computer, etc.)
4: Ice cream is only for the consumption of the Lord & Lady. Any vassal caught eating ice cream will be flogged.
5: From this moment forth, all vassals who once had rights shall now be referred to as "hey you."
6: All vassals will from henceforth take over all chores and duties to the running of the vassalage while the Lord and Lady do whatever they please.
7: Vassals 1,2 & 3 shall provide the Lord and Lady the following:
*Houseboat at Lake Powell
*A trip to Europe
*A Dodge Viper
*A Mercedes Benz 350SL Gullwing
*A Victorian Style Mansion with swimming pool and secluded and private lodging for the Lord and Lady
*A private Jet
*A Steinway Grand Piano
8: The vassals will be at the beck and call of the Lord and Lady at all times. Any complaining, whining, or rolling of eyes shall be punished by removal of the vassal's mattress until said vassal has paid a fine equal to the value of the mattress.

This decree takes effect from this time forward.

With our sincere love and adoration,

Lord Darin and Lady Suzanne

Revolution!!

The vassals hereby resent the title "Vassal", and so REVOLUTION!!! FREEDOM!!! JUSTICE!!!! LATER BEDTIMES!!!
Our demands and Bill of Rights;
1: Later Bedtimes,
No vassal shall be put to bed before 10:00
2: Allowance
All vassals shall be paid a minimum of 10 dollars a week.
3: More Ice Cream
Ice cream shall be eaten for dessert every night
4: All vassals shall be referred to as Supreme High Majesty of all they survey.
5: Vassal 1 wants a car, her own sleeping quarters and a 5 string violin
6: Vassal 2 wants a computer, no make that a laptop, Fishing licences for Utah, Idaho, Colorado, and Montana, and a hunting/fishing trip to Alaska
7: Vassal 3 wants a Wii, a Nintendo Ds, and a puppy, and a TV...And her own honks store and everything in it. (Haha just kidding, private joke)
8: Vassal 2 also wants a house boat
9: while we're at it Vassal 1 wants six more bunnies and a place to keep them and a servant to clean up the poo.
10: and while we're dreaming we also want a mansion with an indoor pool, a yacht, and a private jet to fly us wherever we want to go. Oh, and World Peace and Chocolate bunnies for all!!!!





RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGHT ;)