Let it be decreed from this time forth:
The uprising of the vassals has been quelled!!
Beginning from this moment all vassals must obey the following laws and rules or be duly punished and the establishment of further laws will be implemented
1: All vassals must be in bed by 6:30 pm
2: A tax of $1.50 per day will be levied to all vassals
3: Rent will be collected for use of items not personally owend by vassals (This includes beds, toilet, shower, TV, computer, etc.)
4: Ice cream is only for the consumption of the Lord & Lady. Any vassal caught eating ice cream will be flogged.
5: From this moment forth, all vassals who once had rights shall now be referred to as "hey you."
6: All vassals will from henceforth take over all chores and duties to the running of the vassalage while the Lord and Lady do whatever they please.
7: Vassals 1,2 & 3 shall provide the Lord and Lady the following:
*Houseboat at Lake Powell
*A trip to Europe
*A Dodge Viper
*A Mercedes Benz 350SL Gullwing
*A Victorian Style Mansion with swimming pool and secluded and private lodging for the Lord and Lady
*A private Jet
*A Steinway Grand Piano
8: The vassals will be at the beck and call of the Lord and Lady at all times. Any complaining, whining, or rolling of eyes shall be punished by removal of the vassal's mattress until said vassal has paid a fine equal to the value of the mattress.
This decree takes effect from this time forward.
With our sincere love and adoration,
Lord Darin and Lady Suzanne
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